my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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