4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize