Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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