Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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