I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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