He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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