i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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