Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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