I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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