I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Randomize
