I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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