How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
my sisters under your porch take her home
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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