oh god the rape fog is back!
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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