I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Randomize
