Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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