I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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