I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
