have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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