Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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