Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
So much rum. So many feels.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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