Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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