Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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