I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
