She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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