Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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