And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
