Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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