all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
so much tequila, so little girl.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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