im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Randomize
