Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
