I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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