..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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