she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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