Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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