In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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