i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
either way he was missing a nipple.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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