that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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