My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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