This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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