I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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