So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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