covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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