I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
