porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Randomize
