don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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