Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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