last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I love you. Go after that dick
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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