real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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