so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
the room spins SO much faster in panama
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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