Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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