I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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