FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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