Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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